We’re back for Week 2. Not sure about the rest of you, but I’m not really at the point of caring about anyone on this show yet. Hopefully, a team will start catching my attention soon. I’m mostly just annoyed by teams at this point: Jessica and John (well, just John really) and Max and Katie are probably my front runners.

The show starts with the biggest *ss kiss session ever. Jessica and John sit around like a king and queen while the other teams feed them grapes and fan their faces. Dave and Connor take about two seconds to come over and kiss butt, while of course, reminding them to give them that second Express Pass again. I mean, who knows when someone’s suffered sudden head trauma and may have forgotten something in the last minute or so. Please Dave, feel free to remind everyone 15 or 16 times per show. John finally tells Dave to shut his pie hole already because they want to keep the alliance quiet. That was pretty ridiculous … Continue reading →

Hello everyone! Looks like we’re already back for another season of The Amazing Race. Thank you God, I don’t think there are any “Survivor” or “Big Brother” rejects showing up. Of course, we have the typical cast of characters, some hand-picked as completely unlikeable. Their own parents are probably rooting against these people. Let’s get started right away with this season’s teams:

1. Chuck and Winona. Married and living in 1984. I mean Alabama. Seriously, this guy doesn’t just have a mullet. He’s got one of those perm mullets. Not sure if he’s ever been wooed by a large poodle before, but there have got to be some confused dogs out there in Alerbamer. Anyway, they’ve got a house full of animal corpses hanging from their walls; maybe even a couple of dogs and cats up there. Is that even legal here? Anyway, they say they are rednecks and uh, yeah, they aren’t lying.

2. Bates and Anthony from North Carolina. These two are brothers and former Pro ice hockey players. One brother … Continue reading →