Our favorite show is back and apparently they’ve raised the stakes this time—the prize is now 2 million dollars. Damn, if I’d have known that I would’ve freaking tried out instead of just sitting here typing and getting fatter. Anyway, with such a huge prize I’d better see some damn carnage right before my eyes. None of this racing-with-class-let’s-team-up business. I want to see sabotage and slander and four letter words and blood spilling, like forcing-other-cars-off-the-cliffside-road type sh*t. In case I’m not clear, I’m expecting straight up old school cartoon type hijinks. Bombs and sledgehammers to the skull and guns and racers getting f’ing run over by taxis. We are talking 2 mill here. Act like the self-absorbed, greedy, shallow racers that you are! So let’s move on to our fun cast of characters for this season.

1. Trey and Lexi. These two are “dating” and from Austin, TX. Former football player and cheerleader from University of Texas. I’m sure the school is figuratively shaking its head that it didn’t prevent the show from … Continue reading →